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one day a man came to a boutique and asked for a bottle of water. he didn't say what size he want, so the owner gave him quiet a big bottle. without any notice, he drunk the whole bottle and sighed  so loud. he asked the price and the water bottle was twice amount what he had. after few moments he said that he doesn't  want to pay for that, so bring him a small bottle instead.  owner refused and asked for money.


Man:- why would i give u my money?. I asked for a bottle of water to wet my lips and you  gave me a huge bottle. Now who's fault is that?

ower:- When did you mention what  size of a bottle  you wanted. I don't want any trouble . Give the money that you owe me and go.

man:- I know what your tactic is. You trying  to blame me when you specifically knew that i am innocent. You know what people like you deserve ?? underdeveloped low life as always

owner :- So you want justice ? Tsn't it? I bought these stuffs from my own money and yet you want to waste my money and my time for a bottle that you used and not paying for? So where is my justice mister ?

man :- Yeah you are right. At this point, we both right in our own way. Don't you think so? Middle class people will never get that word of justice . Powerful people tipping down us and we have to be patient to get what we deserve. That is how things work.

owner:-(chukles) This is some sort of a sin we did in our early life. Buddha said that if there  was a question there will always be a answer. Only thing we have to find is the answer for this pressuring life style

man:- Speaking of justice, did you see that the girl named fiona fernando is nominate her name for election?. This world is full of matriarchy opinions now. What if america make peace with us when she became the president? Tt will be the end of patriarchy

owner :- I saw it too. Also my wife. She said that i have to cook for the rest of my life if fiona became the president .

man :- Wow.. are you married ?

ower :- Yes . A month ago.

man:- Congratulations man. How is your marriage life. Is it what you expected?

owner :-Not even close. By the way, we'd been in a relationship for 13 years and lived together 3 years. Sometimes women are hard to please.

man:- Luckily i'm not married or even have a girlfriend. But i do have a niece who is annoying as hell. The other day, she cried like she had been attacked by aliens  because i refused to buy her 35,000 rupees worth of toy car.

owner :- No way.. So where is it? The toy shop. I am obsessed with toy cars since i was a toddler

man:-  Name is prishan's toy world in maharagama. The boy who guided me was very nice. You could ask his help if you go there.

owner:- How old he looks alike?

man :- Fifteen or less.. I guess

owner :- Does that means the owner of that toy shop is doing child abuse??

man:- Probably he is the son of prishan's. But what if he is not??

owner :- I ain't no giving up this. I will check on that when i go there before call the cops.

man:- These things happen very often. Not only in sri lanka, but also in middle east and european countries.When i go there, i will report about this. I am a journalist in italy. I do have to explore more.

owner :- Wow!! You are a journalist? In italy ??

man:- Surprise !! Haha yes i am.

owner :- How pathetic!

man:- I beg your pardon ?

owner :-Pep-talking about being a italian journalist but couldn't even pay hundred rupees. Don't think i forgot that in the middle of your some sort of a mind game.

man:- Well... ugh.. keep my identity card so you can make sure i don't go disappear. I will go and get your debt right now

owner:- That is what i thought...